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We are OUT OF STOCK on a bunch of things, especially things size L – 2X. I’m moving out older stock for new designs coming this September 2019!

Orders are sent every Wednesday, give or take a couple of days. Shipping confirmations go to spam folders, unfortunately.

ALL merch created and designed by queer artists! T-shirts are screen-printed by hand by, Queer Kuntry. Logo designs are by, The Cabin Supply Co. “Group Hike” sticker designed by, Jay Crosby Illustrations.

Scroll down for size charts & iron on patch instructions!

All sales final except in extreme circumstances such as an error on my part while processing or shipping.


“Fat Mountain” design is based on this piece I wrote, Does this Mountain I Just Climbed Make Me Look Fat?

Shirts are very true to size even after washing. Brand is listed with item. Here are the sizing charts: Gildan 2000Tultex 202 – Port & Company (6x only) – Gildan 4700 (perfomance) – Gildan 8000 (performance) – Gildan 42000L (performance) – Sport-Tek LST320 (performance) – Paragon 212 (6X only, can’t find chart, unfortunately)

Iron-on patch instructions:

Ok, FIRST, they are way better sewn on as opposed to ironed on for backpacks. The material of most backpacks peels away from the patch. Ironing the patch on a more textured or cotton surface works best.

Step 1: Set your hand iron at the hottest temperature setting. DO NOT USE STEAM

Step 2: Place your embroidered patch in the desired position and place a pressing cloth (such as a handkerchief, sheet or pillowcase fabric) over top.

Step 3: Press the iron straight down for 35-45 seconds with as much constant pressure as possible. NO BACK AND FORTH.

Step 4: Turn the garment inside-out and repeat steps 2 & 3.

Step 5: Allow the embroidered patch to cool down.